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Straya Says: The Sarcasm Edition
From Centrelink queues to burnt snags and dropped pies, this collection hits harder than a sunburnt mullet at a Sunday sesh. Packed with Aussie slang, savage sarcasm, and absolutely zero filter, Straya Says is your official uniform for not giving a flying fuck—loudly. Whether you’re roasting a mate or dodging responsibility, there’s a line here for every bogan, battler, and backyard shit-stirrer.
Wear it bold. Say it louder. And if they don’t get the joke?
Tell ’em to piss off.
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Built Tough - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Mate, I'm Flatter Than a VB Can in the Sun - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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We're Cooked - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Woke Up Feeling Like a Dropped Pie - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Featured products
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'I Came, I Saw, I Cramped' - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Aged Like Milk - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Aussie Fluent - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Aussie Humor - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Beautiful Day - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Benched but dangerous - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Best Bitches Club Hoodie
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Built Tough - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Straight Outta Customs
Welcome to Straight Outta Customs—where your passport gets stamped and your pride gets slammed. This brutally honest travel collection roasts every country with savage one-liners and cheeky stamp-style graphics that look like they came straight from a customs officer with a grudge. Equal opportunity offence. Zero political correctness. If you're not offended, your country probably isn't included. Yet.
Perfect for the world traveler with a dark sense of humor—or the homebody who just likes talking shit from a safe distance.
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Italy - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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France - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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China - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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South Africa - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Off-Field Legends
Not every champion plays on the field—some of us dominate from the sidelines, the bar, or the chaos that follows the whistle. The Off-Field Legends collection is built for the benchwarmers, the trash talkers, the blackout MVPs, and every cheeky bastard who makes more noise off the field than on it.
Featuring 20 savage designs split across 5 gritty themes—from psycho mascots to party-hardened fitness frauds—this collection flips sports culture on its sweaty head. You don’t need a jersey number to be iconic. You just need the attitude.
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Letterman of the Damned - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Spirit Week Survivor Hoodie - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Sweat is Just Weakness - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Fitness Influencer - Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Customizable Pieces
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Mumma Bear Hoodie
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Best Bitches Club Hoodie
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Papa Bear Hoodie
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