Straya Says: The Sarcasm Edition

From Centrelink queues to burnt snags and dropped pies, this collection hits harder than a sunburnt mullet at a Sunday sesh. Packed with Aussie slang, savage sarcasm, and absolutely zero filter, Straya Says is your official uniform for not giving a flying fuck—loudly. Whether you’re roasting a mate or dodging responsibility, there’s a line here for every bogan, battler, and backyard shit-stirrer.

Wear it bold. Say it louder. And if they don’t get the joke?

Tell ’em to piss off.

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Straight Outta Customs

Welcome to Straight Outta Customs—where your passport gets stamped and your pride gets slammed. This brutally honest travel collection roasts every country with savage one-liners and cheeky stamp-style graphics that look like they came straight from a customs officer with a grudge. Equal opportunity offence. Zero political correctness. If you're not offended, your country probably isn't included. Yet.

Perfect for the world traveler with a dark sense of humor—or the homebody who just likes talking shit from a safe distance.

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Off-Field Legends

Not every champion plays on the field—some of us dominate from the sidelines, the bar, or the chaos that follows the whistle. The Off-Field Legends collection is built for the benchwarmers, the trash talkers, the blackout MVPs, and every cheeky bastard who makes more noise off the field than on it.

Featuring 20 savage designs split across 5 gritty themes—from psycho mascots to party-hardened fitness frauds—this collection flips sports culture on its sweaty head. You don’t need a jersey number to be iconic. You just need the attitude.

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